Keys to promoting your Guide to get helpfulness votes

I'm sure that you wrote the perfect okay Guideand you are probably wondering why it isnt getting many helpfulness votes. This is a gemon problem that even the highest ranked writers on okay are trying to gee up with answers for.
I have created an outline of ways that I promote my okay Guide for you to use.

First things first. Send it to your email forward list. Im sure that you have a group of people that you send jokes or inspirational things to. Let all your family and friends give you feedback first. Hopefully they are honest, because you can always make improvements. Even after the guide is published. Make sure to tell them you need their vote to help you increase your ranking. The higher the ranking, the higheryour sales. The higher your sales, the better you can provide foryour family. This is the only group of peoplethat you plead for votes with. Because they know you best, they know you best and theyshouldn't get offended.
Include your Guide in your email signature. Send an email to everyone that has just made a purchase from you. Email them again when payment is received. Send an email to everyone that you buy from. Send another when the item arrives. This keeps the dialogue going. They probably wouldnt click on the link to your guide the first time they get an email from you. The more you keep talking back and forth, the more they are likely to read it and vote YES.
Discretely mention your guide every chance you get. Send the link whenever the subject gees up.
Link it to your About Me page. Mention it above your auctions in your okay Store. Mention it in every auction! Plug it on your personal website. If you dont have one, get a free one. Make a newsletter and mention it. Link all of your guides together. Send all of these pages to the free search engine submissions. The more pages thatthe guideis linked to, the higher your ranking in the WWW. The higher the ranking there, the more people that will view it and vote for you.
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