Welgee to the wild and fashionable world of the Felt Fuzzies! Adorable little felt hair clips, bows, and pins - each with a unique personality of its own. And each Fuzzi is exclusive to KarmaBox Design gepany!
As Queen and Sovereign Ruler of Felt Fuzzidom, it is my duty - nay, honor to introduce you to some of my Feltizens. Upon entering this delightfully soft polyester planet, you may immediately notice an irresistable urge building up inside to say things like:
"Awwwwww!"
or
"How cute!"
or occasionally,
"What am I supposed to do with that?"
Well, you're supposed to wear them! Order them with a snap clip, elastic, or pin/brooch back! Some of them are even set with ribbon and available with our alligator clips or French barrettes. In your hair or on your clothes - these delightful Fuzzies will add color and humor to your already fashionable ensemble. Just don't get them confused - ouch! Here are the little snap clips I mentioned...
I am proud to say I have my very own set of Fuzzies (duh) and wear them all the time. My hair looks naked without them! I firmly endorse that mothers and daughters should have matching accessories - it's not only cool, it's Feltopian Law.
Felt Fuzzies are made of high quality polyester felt and gee in an assortment of bright colors, shapes, and sizes. I design, cut, and stitch each and every one of them with my own wee little hands. They are my little felt babies... okay that may be going a bit too far.
Each new Fuzzi gees with the KarmaBox tag sewn onto the back. Some of my original ones do not have labels but I can still recognize them! So don't buy a FAKE FUZZI! They'll turn on ya in the night!
Perhaps you've taken a wander through my store and found some lovelies to adopt. You wait anxiously for news of their impending arrival. I send you that news within 1-3 business days via email causing you to pace back and forth obsessively to your front door - pressing one eyeball to the peephole so many times that you develop tunnel vision. I regemend randomly switching which eye you use, just a thought. Then, 2-4 postal days later... at last! Your precious Fuzzies have arrived! You tear open that battle worn bubble mailer like a five year old and then - stop - take a deep breath. That's it... gently unwrap the protective tissue paper. Careful! Don't let them fall to the floor!
Gaze upon your Fuzzies! They blink timidlyin the bright light of your shining eyes wondering, "Where am I?" And more importantly, "Will you like me?" Well? Do you??
Treat your Fuzzies well, my friend. Don't toss them into the washer or dryer. Gently spot clean them with a mild soap and water if you have to. Otherwise they get really nauseous (so no merry-go-round rides either, little girl!) and nobody wants to clean up after a Fuzzi on a binge. Some of the fairer felt ones will get some dark fuzzy specks, usually from their own stitching. Just take a piece of tape, wrap it around your finger - sticky side out, and dab away the unwanted fuzz. Low maintenance is the Golden Rule of Fuzzidom.
And so concludes our first tour of the wonderful world of the Felt Fuzzies. I hope that you will one day - if you haven't already - own your very own genuine Felt Fuzzi. As their Queen, I would like to pass along their well wishes and a few parting words of advice. Keep in touch with us, let us know how you are doing and what adventures you have shared together. Adopt your Fuzzi's siblings and friends so it won't be lonely. Only use your Fuzzies for good and never evil. And send in some pictures of your Fuzzies in Action. We'd never forget a Fuzzi or a friend and would love to hear from you!
Her Royal Fuzziness,
Queen Ann of KarmaBox
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